• Hey Louie! Do you you want to play with my balls?

    Let's play!

  • Don't let it drag on the ground!

    That's teamwork!

Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is a slightly inappropriate but hilarious book made for reading aloud, and laughing out loud.

Everyone loves balls. Buy the book.

6″x6″ 32-Page Hardcover Mirth Missle

The wonderfully playful art coupled with an intriguing, pun-filled story makes Do You Want To Play With My Balls? a perfect gift for parents, fun loving adults, friends, and even young children (though it’s probably best that they’re young enough to not understand the meaning of a pun).

No matter what your age, you are guaranteed to feel your gut hurt with laughter*.  We will package and ship our 6″x6″, 32 page, hardcover book of joy right to your door! How much!? Just $14.95.

*Guarantee applies if you have a sense of humor. If you do not have a sense of humor life must be a bit dreary for you and we’re sorry about that. Either way, we hope you buy the book. Smiles.

Get the iBook for your iDevice!

Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is available in the Apple iBook store. Get your copy and send one to your friend.

How much!? Just $3.99.

Get the Kindle Edition from Amazon!

Impress your friends by showing them your BALLS eBook!

How much!? Only $3.99.

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Do You Want to Play With My Balls? is a hilarious book!