• Hey Louie! Do you you want to play with my balls?

    "Fantastic gag gift." - Peyton

  • Don't let it drag on the ground!

    "The artwork with the text had me doubled up with laughter at times" - Amazon customer

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Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is a slightly inappropriate but hilarious book made for reading aloud, and laughing out loud.

Everyone loves balls. Buy the book.

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The wonderfully playful art coupled with an intriguing, pun-filled story makes Do You Want To Play With My Balls? a perfect gift for parents, fun loving adults, friends, and even young children (though it’s probably best that they’re young enough to not understand the meaning of a pun).

No matter what your age, you are guaranteed to feel your gut hurt with laughter*.  We will package and ship our 6″x6″, 32 page, hardcover book of joy right to your door! How much!? Just $14.95.

*Guarantee applies if you have a sense of humor. If you do not have a sense of humor, life must be a bit dreary for you and we’re sorry about that. Either way, we hope you buy the book. Smiles.

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