Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is a slightly inappropriate but hilarious book made for reading aloud, and laughing out loud.

The wonderfully playful art coupled with an intriguing, pun-filled story makes Do You Want To Play With My Balls? a perfect gift for parents, fun loving adults, friends, and even young children (though it’s probably best that they’re young enough to not understand the meaning of a pun).

The digital version of the book is available now on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.

Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is now available in the Apple iTunes store as an iBook. Get your copy and send one to your friends.

How much!? Just $3.99.

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Print Version

No matter what your age, you are guaranteed to feel your gut hurt with laughter*.  We would love to package and ship our 6″x6″, 32 page, hardcover book of joy right to your door! How much!? Just $14.95. Fill in the form below and we’ll let you know when they are ready to order.

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Everyone loves balls. Buy the book.

*Guarantee applies if you have a sense of humor. If you do not have a sense of humor life must be a bit dreary for you and we’re sorry about that. Either way, we hope you buy the book. Smiles.

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