• Hey Louie! Do you you want to play with my balls?

    "Fantastic gag gift." - Peyton

  • Don't let it drag on the ground!

    "The artwork with the text had me doubled up with laughter at times" - Amazon customer

Do you want to play with my balls?

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You can now get the book Do You Want To Play With My Balls? right from our store, Amazon.com or Amazon.ca. Buy more than one and save on shipping.
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US and International $14.95
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Oh Canada! $CDN 19.70!

Get the digital version for your devices!

Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is available in the Apple iBook store and for your Kindle. Impress your friends by showing them your BALLS eBook! Only $3.99.

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Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is a slightly inappropriate but hilarious book made for reading aloud, and laughing out loud.

Everyone loves balls. Buy the book.

6″x6″ 32-Page Hardcover Mirth Missle

The wonderfully playful art coupled with an intriguing, pun-filled story makes Do You Want To Play With My Balls? a perfect gift for parents, fun loving adults, friends, and even young children (though it’s probably best that they’re young enough to not understand the meaning of a pun).

No matter what your age, you are guaranteed to feel your gut hurt with laughter*.  We will package and ship our 6″x6″, 32 page, hardcover book of joy right to your door! How much!? Just $14.95.

*Guarantee applies if you have a sense of humor. If you do not have a sense of humor, life must be a bit dreary for you and we’re sorry about that. Either way, we hope you buy the book. Smiles.

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